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How to Defeat Telemarketers and Collect $100
If you're on the national Do Not Call list, this article will help you collect compensation from US companies who call you. Don't waste your time with "lower your interest rate" spammers because you'll never track them down unless you owe thousands of dollars on a credit card and tell them your card number. Same for people calling from overseas to sell you Viagra and Cialis, or callers claiming to be from "Microsoft Windows Department" hoping to trick you into installing a virus on your computer. You can't track them down, and even if you could you won't scare them with threats. However, I have so far collected $100 each from two home burglar alarm companies, and another $100 from a solar panel vendor. I'm currently pursuing even more from a "medical benefits" company. I imagine this method works with chimney cleaners, lawn services, alternate electricity suppliers, and other businesses that have a physical US location and are otherwise legitimate companies.
When a telemarketer calls, pretend to be interested long enough to find out who they are. Never give them your credit card number, but it's probably okay to tell them whatever else they ask such as your name and address, or ID numbers on your electric bill. After you've been on the phone with them for a while, pretend to be a little skeptical and ask if they have a web site: "You're asking for my personal information, but I have no idea who you are. I am interested! But I need to know that you're legitimate. Do you have a web site I can see?" Once you're on their web site and verify they're a real company with a Contact page, address, and phone number, that's all you need.
You can promise to call them back or just hang up, but first ask the caller for his or her name and/or ID number. Then when you call back later to demand payment you can say who called you. If they won't give you their name or agent number you can always say you asked but they refused. Many of these companies hire third-party telemarketers to make the calls, and they'll try to weasel out of responsibility saying they didn't actually call you. But that's nonsense - they are absolutely responsible for the actions of their employees and sales agents. As reported here, the federal government and four states have sued the Dish Network TV provider for telephone spam even though in many cases they hired other companies to make the calls:
And as explained in this related story, laws against robo-calling people on the Do Not Call list allow fines up to $16,000 per violation:
Very important: Make a note of the exact time you were called. You'll be more convincing saying, "Someone from your company called me at 4:15 on April 12 trying to sell me your services." If you have Caller ID also note the name and phone number. These are often fake, but save them anyway in case you're asked for them. And note whether the caller was a recorded message or a live person. If you had to "Press 1 to speak with a live agent" the call was a robo-call which is even worse. Just as important, when you call the company to demand compensation, note who you spoke with, the date, and ask for the person's extension or a direct phone number in case you have to chase after them later.
|I demanded and received this check from Trinity Solar after their agent Lead Genesis called me repeatedly.|
Finally, call the company and ask for their Legal department. The last spammer I dealt with was an "alternate electricity" provider, and when I asked for Legal the customer service guy said he could help me. So whether you get Legal or a customer service rep, say something like this: "I'm on the Do Not Call List but your company just called me anyway. I demand $100 compensation for being bothered and for my trouble to contact you now. If you don't pay me $100 I'll complain to the FTC and FCC, and I'll also call your local police department to file a harassment complaint. I promise you I'll make so much trouble for you and your company that you'll be very sorry. I will not go away or back down until I'm compensated." Don't expect them to agree right away and promise to send you $100 today. More likely, they'll say they have to check with their supervisor, or the company owner, and will get back to you. If you have to follow up and pester them, or explain it all again to someone else in their Legal department, you can say, "I already spoke with John Smith about this. He promised to call me back but he never did. I'm tired of having to chase you down and I want this resolved right now."
Then don't let go! If they hang up on you, call back again. (Always use their toll-free number if they have one so they'll pay for the call.) Be as foreceful and aggressive as needed with the secretaries or whomever else answers their phones. The first time I demanded payment from a phone spammer (Safe Security) it took more than a month of haranguing to get the $100 VISA gift card and apology shown above. Collecting from the second spammer was easier because I reduced my arguing to the script above. The second phone spammer was another alarm company, and I made a deal with their legal department: In exchange for $100 I promised not to file a formal complaint, or post their name online publicly. So you might need to sign a similar agreement to be paid.
If they refuse to send you compensation you should file complaints with the FTC and FCC (both agencies oversee telemarketing):
Since you now have the company name, address, and phone number, and maybe the name and phone extension of one of their lawyers, or the company owner from their About page, your complaint will be more compelling and easier for these agencies to process. When all you have is a fake Caller ID number, they can't find and penalize the caller. After you file a complaint, continue to harass everyone you can at the company. Call them again and again. Make their life miserable. Two different people in Legal at the second company told me they won't pay, yet eventually they did because I refused to stop calling which cost them real money in wasted time of their lawyers.
When you're successful in collecting payment from a phone spammer, please email me from my Home Page with the details and I'll add your story to this page.
Ethan Winer has been an audio engineer and professional musician for more than 45 years, and is co-owner of RealTraps where he designs acoustic treatment products for recording studios and home listening rooms. Ethan's Cello Rondo music video has received more than 1.8 Million views on YouTube and other web sites, and his book The Audio Expert published by Focal Press is available at amazon.com and his own web site.
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