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Forum Assholes

Troll Spray

If you followed a link to this page, it's probably from my final post in a thread that became polluted by one or more assholes in an audio forum. Web forums tend to attract trouble-makers, who often hide behind anonymous screen names. Some of these people post insults and accusations because they think it makes them look superior. Others have no reasonable points to offer, but feel they must disagree anyway.

Most of the anti-Ethan sentiment in audio forums comes from my consumerist approach to audio equipment. Some people hate what I say about audio equipment quality versus price, perhaps because they bought expensive gear and need to justify their purchases. So rather than discuss the facts of audio science they attack the messenger.

Forum assholes are easy to identify by the following traits:

Some typical hot-button topics that attract forum assholes include:

I tend to attract these trouble-makers because of my pro-science and pro-consumer stance on audio. When I reply to questions I always explain as clearly as possible, and I often include graphs or audio files to prove a point. I'm never rude to anyone unless they're rude to me first, even if they've been rude to me in the past. The worst ones disagree with me about some aspect of audio, but rather than discuss the science they attack my company and tell others not to buy my company's products. That's not only disingenuous, it's just mean.

Although most of the assholes I encounter are in audio forums, they're all over the Internet. A friend of mine is active in sports car and photography forums, and he sees the same rude behavior, anti-science opinions, and excess testosterone in those forums too.

I'm glad to engage anyone in a discussion about anything, as long as they remain civil and try to understand what I say. Sadly, some people cannot remain civil, hence this little web page. When I post a link to this page, that usually marks the end of my participation in a thread due to my exasperation with these assholes. At some point it becomes clear that nothing will satisfy them, and the only reasonable response is to just ignore them and leave the thread. So congratulations asshole, you win. Here's your award:

Asshole Award

This page was inspired in large part by the relentless online attacks against me by Eric Sarafin, a professional mix engineer known for his humorous book The Daily Adventures of Mixerman which recounts a series of problematic recording sessions. Rather than clutter this page with details of Eric's rudeness and technical ineptitude, I created this separate Mixerman page. It's very telling!

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